Jaspy(derivative of Jasper, discontinued when GB started)
GB (derivative of Jaspy, discontinued when Jeemee started)
Geebondanza (derivative of GB, as in "Buona Sera Geebondanza", a name we came up with on our honeymoon in Italy.)
Jeemee (derivative of GB)
Jeemee Boy (derivative of Jeemee)
Fat Little Jeemee Boy
Bad Little Jeemee Boy
Dumb Little Jeemee Boy
Jeematola, Jeemarama, The Jeemanator, etc.
Jeems (derivative of Jeemee)
Mr. Jeemsters (derivative of Jeems)
(sung to Bad, Bad Leroy Brown)
Oh he's bad, bad Jeemee Brown,
Baddest cat in the whole damn town,
Badder than old Persimmy,
Meaner than the junkyard dog.
(there was an actual mean junkyard dog living across the street)
(sung to Here Comes Peter Cottontail)
Here comes Jasper with the long brown tail,
Hopping down the kitty trail,
Hippity, hoppity Jasper's on his way.
(sung to Lemon Tree)
Persimmy, very pretty,
and Daisy Mae is sweet,
but the poor cat named Jasper,
just needs to get beat,
Persimmy, Persimmy, etc.
(sung to The Surrey With The Fringe On Top)
Foam golf balls make Daisy a scurry,
Up and down the stairs in a hurry,
Ain't no doubt that she is a furry little kitty cat
(sung to Eternal Flame)
Is this kitty an Eternal Pain?
Jasper in March, 2007
The Cat Angel now sits over the final resting spots of Jasper, Persimmon and Daisy Mae.